“The orc guards are always grumbling about bland and moldering Undercity fare - as if it's OUR fault they can't get by on a diet of mushrooms and old corpses - so I think it's time they learn just the sort of exotic delights we can cook up when we've a mind to.
Gather some of the freshwater snails ambling about beneath Brightwater Lake and I'll show them what a true culinary master can create.”
