“Commander, the goblins have brought you a present. They call it the Tree Murderer 9000.
What's it do? I reckon it murders trees - but more importantly it will allow for the harvesting of large timber. Do you know how much timber a large tree holds? Me neither, but I bet it's a lot!
There's a large piece of timber ready to be murdered nearby. Why don't you give the contraption a test run? Bring me back whatever it harvests and I'll put it to good use.”
