How Things "Really" Happened...

“You've come a long way over the years, adventurer. From humble beginnings doing odd jobs to saving Azeroth's very existence, you've done so much to ensure the safety of our world. But why should we just stand around trying to remember things? Let's just go back in time and relive all of the exciting bits again! Don't worry, in all of the millions upon millions of timeways I'm sure I'll find one where you never die.”