“Very well, I won't deny it. The Steamy Romance Novel is mine.
I only read it for the penmanship, I assure you! He writes such curvy "B"s... and such ample "D"s!
In fact... you might benefit from a penmanship lesson. The author of these books is one F. Serbacon. I believe he can be found in the library in Undercity.
Stop reading, student. You are dismissed. And give me my book back!”
