“Boxenkle is my boss--and my mentor. Best slimediver there ever was! Until now...
It's not him--slimediving isn't what it used to be! The slimes have gotten more toxic over time.
I think it's gotten so bad that we all should be wearin' eye protection--not just me. But ol' Enkle's a traditionalist. It'll take more than a few red eyes to convince him.
That's where you come in. If you can get residue samples from the really nasty slimes, maybe I can make a compelling case for ol' Enkle!”