“The rules are simple: Two men enter, one--wait. Sometimes there's women.
Two people enter, one--Wait, no, sometimes it's more than two...and that means more than two come out--
Alright, only rule is stay in the drome! There are no other rules!
You're up against the biggest, baddest member of the Wastewander Bandits first. This'll either be a warmup or a bloodbath...it's up to you which!”
