“Oh I'd love to go see if that story is true! But Pops is too busy stuffing his gut and being a grouch to let me go do any real exploring. He even told me that I can't leave the village unless I have a guardian!
Is Pops for real? I can protect myself just fine!
Say, would you be my guardian? Please, get me away from this boredom and you will totally be my hero!”
