“Ridiculous! The greatest goblin mind of all time reduced to food detail? I made the Micro Mechachicken just for this reason and they let it get away!
<Hobart turns a deeper shade of green as his blood pressure rises.>
Do I look like I should be rounding up escaped cluckers? No, my friend, not I! Bamm most definitely, though he's too lazy.
Your station in life has recently taken a turn for the worse. You do it!
Take these remote control fireworks and attach them to the cluckers.”