“You have endured quite the evening since your ill-fated little ship ride, haven't you? Worry not, little morsel. You will find that my friends here are most accommodating, even to someone with your predilections--as strange as they may be.
Please, take a moment to explore. Avail yourself of my many amenities. With luck, you will find some sorely-needed rest.
...Oh, but do take care not to move about too quickly. Sudden movements, I'm sure you understand.”
