“The key to the cage is held by Tony Two-Tusk, the pirate admiral, and he's guarded by ogres that you'll never be able to kill!
<Wizzle cries some more and then looks up, an idea forming in his brain.>
I've got it! What do all pirates want more than anything else? No, not grog. Something even better... treasure!
They had a ship full of treasure that was sunk by a giant whale-shark. The treasure is scattered all over down in the Mirage Abyss to the northwest.
Go get it!”
