“<A flyer, carried by the wind, flaps into your hands.>
Fancy yourself a collector, trader, or adventurer?
We've travelled all over Azeroth collecting goods of the finest quality for someone exactly like you!
Visit one of our outposts in Stormwind or Dornogal and browse all the latest goods!
--T&W Trading Post
<You squint to read the fine print.>
Be sure to present this flyer for some extra Trader's Tender!”