“Eels are among the creepiest of Azeroth's creatures.
Sure, there are those who pretend that they don't mind them - and others who actually claim to favor them.
They are lying.
Truth be told, no one likes eels. Eels don't even like eels.
Azeroth would be a better place if no one ever had to envision an eel slithering out from the murky depths and biting them.
In the face.”