“Lots of yetis in Kota, yup. Usually not too dangerous. Usually just eat goots.
Then stupid Cousin Gootfur over at Kota Basecamp fed kafa to the goots, and the yeti ate them goots.
Now they're moody, cranky, sleep a lot but never seem rested. Typical kafa addicts.
Gonna come outta those caves soon, I'm sure. Come lookin' for more kafa.
Then we all in trouble.”
