“adventurer, allow me to introduce Megs and Morton, the gnomes who are going to shake things up for the Alliance in a big way!
They've been perfecting a device that can take any ordinary animal and turn it into a humongous, unstoppable beast that we can then unleash on our enemies!
I'll let Megs and Morton fill you in on the specifics, but I promise you, this tech is a game changer!”
