“As ye can imagine, piratin' be in me blood. Spent many of the best years of me life lootin' and plunderin'.
Me favorite part was when takin' a chest filled ta the brim with gold and jewels, and buryin' it where only ye know.
Alas, that life be too chaotic for me nowadays. Swashbucklin' makes me tired, and grog makes me sick. But... I can still bury me treasure.
Bring me some booty worth buryin', and I'll teach ya everythin' I've learned about minin' over the years.
So, wanna be me scallywag?”