“Alright, I need you to help me find my dumpy level.
What's that look for? That's right! I said my dumpy level! It's a piece of significant surveying equipment!
I didn't name the bloody thing, alright? Go look it up! All I did was leave it on a rock long enough for one of those horrible oozes to swallow it up. The place is crawling with 'em, but one of them should still have it inside.”