“I suffer yet another crisis in the kitchen, Maw Walker!
Last Ember Court, while your guests were so flippantly flinging food around court, several stray pies flew directly into my personal food supplies. Everything was ruined!
You know I do not like to make a fuss, but I simply must insist that you replace the delicacies ruined by that unwelcome food fight.
After that, I shall happily discuss refreshment options for our next court.”
