“Some see the little sand pygmy as nothing more than a pest, a vermin, or worse yet, a vile little demon.
I say they are simply misunderstood!
With the proper care and guidance, these little fellows may just turn out to be a glorious gift of nature.
I would like you to take these cages and use them to capture a few of them for me to work with.
You will need to give them a sound beating before boxing them up, but in the end it will be for their own good.
You'll see!
Go south for pygmies!”