“Well, look at you, hero...
<Christy's mechanical eyes quickly scan your body.>
Not as impressive as I had hoped.
King Mechagon's armies are fully mechanized. But, you... you have a severe excess of flesh and matching machinery deficiency.
Yes, we simply must make a few changes... Maybe a neural-cranial upgrade!
Bring me a few microcogs from the motospiders nearby and I'll fix you up!”