“Granny has everyone out running errands trying to put our hamlet back in order.
I don't know what to do. The rats have gotten into our stores, they're eating everything in sight.
I tried prodding one of them to get it to move along, it started foaming at the mouth, then it exploded!
Think I know where all the gunpowder went...
If you recover any, can you please take it back to Marie?”