“Uplander! I have a question for you.
Do you want to wear an expensive hat like mine? Own the best snails in town? Enjoy the good life?
If the answer is yes, you're ready to make more wealth than you've ever dreamed of! Ponzo style!
Together we can both be rich! Of course I'm already rich, but you can be too!
Just take these items I have here and show them around town. I'll cut you in for a share of the profits for every order you get.”
