“Hello! Are you interested in working with the Artisan's Consortium to earn plentiful profits and provide valuable goods and services to clients across Azeroth?
...Hmm? You have no professions? What a missed opportunity!
<Haephesta ponders for a moment.>
I know! I will ask you a series of questions about your personality, and we will find out together which profession best suits you! How does that sound?”