“My parents are busy defending the Shrine of the... Eight... Coconuts? I wasn't paying attention. That's probably why they left me here.
They told me I could train with the big white cat! I'm going to be a ninja!
<Anthea kicks several times in your direction.>
Ya! Kya! You better watch out!
...
I'm bored, do you want to pet battle? I brought all of my favorite pets with me.”