“Through a near-perfect blend of technology and arcane enchantment, I have developed a way to analyze the psychometric properties of objects. Wearing these goggles, you can see the data as dynamic simulacra!
Simple, yes? I call it... the Psychometric Visuo-Auditory Discrete Waveform Analysis and Viewing Device! For the layperson, we're calling them "Technoscryers." Trademark and patent pending.
Here, try them on!”
