“So you want to check out the racing rams? The dwarves think they have got a handle on it, but let's be honest, they are drunk most of the time, so how hard can it really be?
Now before I let you strut your stuff, you'll need to show me that you can handle these fine, legally obtained creatures.
So here's the deal: I'll lend you some racing reins and the use of a ram. You need to prove to me that you can handle using these rams.
Keep the ram at a trot, canter and gallop for 8 seconds each.”
