“We're going to need something even stronger than those beefy hero hands of yours to open this. And the Venture Company schlubs to the northwest might have just the thing.
Last time I was over there, I saw shredders walking around with giant rotating blades on their hands. That's one way to open a box!
If you can't find any shredders, you might also try the giant sawblade in their lumber mill, by the lake.”