“While everyone is busy fending off our enemies with swords and magic, how about we try something different.
Behold, my latest invention--the Combat Nullifier 07-X!
With this device, no enemy is truly your enemy any longer!
Now, I haven't quite worked out the exact energy modulator calculations, but I am certain it works. Mostly.
For now, we'll need to "borrow" some energy from our enemies in order to operate it.
Go ahead. Charge it up and give it a whirl!”