“Hmm. You ever mount a snail before?
I've trained generations of racing snail champions, but lately I've come across my toughest case yet. Simply put, he's too crokin' big. Straight up barred from competition.
It's a shame to keep such a prize specimen stuck in a bucket, though. If you can help me train Slick up to be the speedster I know he is, we'll call him yours!”
