“Another expedition, another misfortune...
The dwarves were boasting about how a "real expeditioner" can grab a ram by the horns. So, I decided to try it!
I immediately received a horned headbutt to the noggin and was knocked out. And, when I came to, all my gear was missing. Again.
I should stick to what I'm good at: observing creatures from a safe distance.
Please find my missing gear and uh... don't tell the dwarves.”
