“Today's the day for shiny shoes, adventurer!
We've got our deed signatures. We've got support from the cartels. And we've got... my kids.
My wife was supposed to come with us today as well, but she slipped in the shower! Can you believe that? She'll be at the chiropractor all morning. I feel awful for her. Absolutely awful.
Welp! Her loss! Let's pack up what we need and I'll drive us all over to the court room!”
