“I'm glad you're finally here, adventurer. I've got an important delivery to make and you're the goblin I trust most.
Yeah, yeah. I know that's not sayin' much, but it's hard to find good help these days!
This package is for Hobart Grapplehammer. He's got a workshop in Crapopolis and I need you to deliver it to him. He's been working on somethin' big lately!
Deliver the package and for the love of money... DON'T DROP IT!
You have no idea how long it took me to locate this thing!”