Oozing with Opportunity

“They called me mad! As a matter of fact, they still do! Ah, but none of them have the mental acuity of Doctor James Mortimus of the very much in-tact House of Plagues, nor his handsome smile! Fools! With the catalyst you have so kindly provided, dear...whatever you are...certainly not a kyrian... I digress! We shall get to whatever it is you wanted in a moment, for now is the time of SCIENCE! Come, come, let me show you the wondrous fruits of my labors!”