“Let's not be wasteful here, babe. These pirates have tons of valuable nonsense just sitting around, waiting to be fenced. Can you believe they just sit on this stuff?
I mean, why do they even bother taking it if it's just going to sit around? Stolen goods should be sold off and used to buy shiny new things.
Anyway, be a dear and go grab as much of their loot as you can carry while you're out busting heads. Ciao!”