“Due to the incredible volume of complaints in recent months we have been barred from delivering s... s...
<The Postmaster holds back tears, pain visible in his eyes.>
Solid stone. We're positively swimming in it - if we can't deliver it then pretty soon we will be overwh-
<The Postmaster's eyes light up suddenly.>
That's it!
There is an old Consortium portal not far from here that we could deposit it in with none the wiser!
Can you help, adventurer? The stone is extraordinarily heavy.”
