Stagwiches

“Ever had a stagwich? Me neither. Apparently they're delicious. Now I'm not one for eating, but I am a businessman. If my customers want stagwiches, who am I to argue? You're probably asking yourself, "What does this have to do with me?" I'll tell you what, hero, I need stag meat! You get me stag meat from the hill stags of Hillsbrad and I will pay you. Sounds like a pretty good deal, doesn't it? Get going! Stags are most plentiful to the west.”