“Zhere is somezhink I need handled, hero.
My most trusted advisor has run afoul of an ancient curse. A hex zhat has transformed zhe man into a turkey, of all zhings!
I haff studied for days to discover a remedy for his condition, and finally I am ready to conduct zhe ritual.
I vill reqvire several idols from zhe nearby ruins. You are to brink zhem to me at vonce!
Dismissed!”
