“You there!
Do I have the most AMAZING opportunity for you? A gnome named Wulferd Fizzbracket is on the eve of a breakthrough and could use an intrepid business partner that's on the brawnier side. Such as a hero like yourself.
Just follow the road east until you reach Fizzsprings Resort, the most fantastical wonder of nature. Wulferd is the type that stands out from the crowd.”
