“It's bad enough that the old skinflint landlord is letting this place slowly fall apart, but now we got even bigger problems.
Recently, those would-be gangsters up the road, the Underriders, went from petty theft and noise complaints to being a heavily armed menace. They've started trashing the place, and even attackin' us directly!
What's worse, anyone who can't afford to move out are evicted for the damage those thugs caused instead.
You keep us safe, you can crash here free of charge.”
