Critical Strike]?e3[Haste]?e4[Mastery]?e5[Versatility][Highest secondary stat] increased by X]?e3[X]?e4[X]?e5[X][Highest secondary stat].
Call a friend to come help you! They may deal 257.5219 × SP Physical damage to your target and $?134735a[snare][stun] it for 2 sec, heal you for 420.7427 × SP, or increase a random secondary stat by 1.8904 × SP for 20 sec.
If you're feeling hungry, they might even bring you some food!
