“Look here, chief, if it weren't for this bumbly idiot across from me, the Krazzworks would be holding up just fine.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, "Fancypants" Rothman here decided to deploy the place on top of a mountain! I mean really, who does that?
So, we got leaks all over the place due to faulty valves. Think you could take this blast tape and seal 'em up for me?”