“This new shredder design is tops, adventurer. Tops! Next step is to protect my intellectual property. There are patents to file, traders to mark, ceases to desist. Oh, and the bribes!
Here, take this patent application to Captain Krazz at the Krazzworks. He survived the destruction of his zeppelin, so he's probably hungry for new business opportunities.
The Krazzworks is due north of here, atop a perfectly safe mountain peak. Go ahead, kid. Chop chop!”
