“We did it!
Gnaws is down, and I have our shiney!
That's good news.
Darn shiney is cursed treasure - makes everyone who touches it a skeleton.
That's bad news.
These cursed pirates say the Gilblin King has the secret to remove the hex.
That's good news.
I can't step foot outside the reef or I'll be cursed forever.
That's bad news.”