“This is no magic solution to my curse! It's just a hammer!
I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.
There's NO WAY I'm gunna use this to break my shiney - not after all I've gone through to get it.
<Budd pauses in thought for a moment.>
But that means I'm stuck down here for eternity...
I had just learned to sail, you know.
Ohhh... I can't decide.
Here, you take the hammer and I'll just set the shiney down and look the other way.”